"I hate my period." Said every woman, ever.
in case anyone has missed me… you can blame the 50 shades of grey series….. they may be the biggest pieces of literary shit, but damn are they readable. an all 3 in 4 days kind of readable.
completely ridiculous, unnecessary fight with...
going 100% raw today.
popping a very serious & very real lady boner over...
shavingryansprivates: ACCIDENTALLY STEPPING ON YOUR PET IS THE WORST THING EVER THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU STEPPED ON THEM AND THEY CAN’T EVEN UNDERSTAND YOUR APOLOGY BECAUSE THEY DON’T SPEAK ENGLISH
ohmygod. scattered trees & the temper trap are...
happy birthday to me!
too much vodka, not enough Lilo & Stitch
so........ surprise surprise but..
i might be drunk & whoever that was that liked that photo of me just gave me a major confidence/ego boost that i really needed. the universe provides, man. light & love to all!
my boyfriend is so unavailable for sex it’s fucking pathetic. I am always the one who initiates it, & I only get a response MAYBE 1 out of 5 tries. I literally have to beg him to go along with it sometimes. he claims that he’s still attracted to me & that it’s him not me but what the fuck. i’m not in love with myself or anything but i’m pretty goddamn fuckable...